Attack of the Killer Chipmunk

Last night someone told me that I have to share this story on my blog. It's sort of pointless but here goes.

Ever been attacked by a chipmunk? You would think it would be like getting licked by a puppy but no. It's like a tiger trying to eat your arm.

So here's the story.
One day I decided that I would go pick some strawberries at my papa's farm. His two cats normally follow me around everywhere I go, so when only Sir.Tiggermouse Sleepsalot came running out to me, I was concerned about Sunshine so I decided to find her. When I did she was chewing on a chipmunk and Iwas totally grossed out. And being the genious that I am, I thought spraying both the chipmunk and the cat with the hose would totally solve all our problems. Well the cat ran away but the chipmunk came back for revenge. It ran all the way up my leg doing its little sqeaky scream thing. It was going for my throat I swear! But I kicked it and ran away screaming because I'm totally brave. You should all be proud of me.

Anyways there's the story. You're welcome Dan.